Gather around kids, let’s talk about something we shouldn’t have to talk about but apparently we have to talk about. Saturday, Jezebel shared an old article on their Facebook page entitled “Do You Wash Your Legs?” I was flabbergasted! Bewildered! Stupefied! My brain could not process the question or worse, the answer! This diabolical question was prompted by an ongoing joke on a show I’ve never heard of: “You’re the Worst.” Apparently, one of the characters found out his girlfriend doesn’t wash her legs. Water and soap already rolls down legs so why bother? And this isn’t just theoretical, the author agreed with this logic *moment of silence to vomit*
Below, are the results from their poll as of yesterday (around noon).
Bruh, almost half of the women who took this poll DO NOT WASH THEIR LEGS! And, Jezebel’s comment section was worse. There was a host of excuses which include but is not limited to “I have Eczema,” “it makes my skin dry,” and “I don’t feel dirty enough.” So, some of you wash your hair everyday but not your #%^** legs and feet? Why is it so important to wash your ENTIRE body?
- CLEANS SKIN
- Kills bacteria
- Prevents illnesses such as the Flu
- Improves blood circulation
- Lowers blood pressure
- Relieves skin conditions
- Improves sleep
- Reduces stress
But, did I really need to tell you why you need to wash your own body? And, you guys may not know this but I am fairly certain you stink. Oh, yes you do! You’ve grown accustomed to your 10-day old Philly Cheese Steak sizzling in the middle of Bourbon Street on a Summer day stench. You’re subjecting your family, friends and coworkers to this and for what? Even with my high-ass water bill, I shower everyday! Sometimes twice a day! Sometimes 3 times in 24 hours! And, I have Eczema and Hives. Showers and scrubbing is what brings me relief sometimes and when I’m done, I MOISTURIZE!
What are the boundaries? Is it face to waist? Are you even washing your va… nevermind. I’m so disappointed in you guys. You know who you are. Read and share my previous post: Peasant TV
Warning! This post contains “first world problems” and digs at Comcast (the cable antichrist).
Comcast sucks. Their bills are too high, customer service is crap (unless you tweet them) and the internet is shit. As a result, Husband and I thought about getting one of those streaming devices for like an entire year. But would it have all the channels we like? Could we watch shows live? What about on demand? Although with our schedules, it’s becoming increasing hard to keep up with all these meaningless TV shows. Anyway.
I’ve had Apple TV for ages. I mostly use it to mirror movies and TV shows and to watch Netflix, Hulu and YouTube. If it wasn’t so old, I probably wouldn’t have needed another device but alas.
This past December was the final straw. I called Comcast and told them “go screw yourself!” Actually, I just asked them to remove the cable, I still needed their internet to stream TV shows -_-
So, we selected *drum roll please* Roku! I was already familiar with it because Mom has it. We selected Sling TV’s Blue package because it had a lot of the channels we watch but we also added the lifestyle package and HBO. It’s a tad bit cheaperthan what we were paying for cable. In contrast, parting ways with Comcast resulted in a higher internet bill because we no longer had the bundle. Still, our bill was cheaper.
So Roku is awesome. In addition to Sling TV, there are tons of TV and movie apps that can be download for free. I also have these apps on my iPad so I can watch it when I’m away from home (which Comcast stop letting us do). However, there is one con. The streaming of shows is only as good as the internet connection. Who do I have for internet? Comcast. And to ensure I wasn’t just blaming them, we replaced our router but we still have issues from time to time. Next, replacing internet for real freedom.
Ok, who’s streaming and why? Are you saving money? Not really? Me either but whatever…
Sunday or Saturday, whichever works for you. I don’t know your life.
Sunday used to be me favorite day of the week. Before the old ball and chain (Husband), I woke up late, had brunch and mimosas, watched SuperSoul Sunday marathons and took naps *moment of silence for my past life* Fast forward a few years, Sundays give me anxiety which means starting my week off in a pissy mood is inevitable; although, my family and friends may think it’s a permanent trait (Dad nicknamed me Partly-Cloudy).
Most recently, I returned to self-care Sunday and tweaked my routine a bit. I chose Sunday because a lot of people start their workweek on Monday. If you don’t, adjust accordingly (duh). Self-care routines improve health by reducing stress, increasing productivity, enhancing mood, improving the overall quality of life and a host of other benefits
you can find if you Google it yourself. Without further ado:
- Catch up on rest by getting the suggested amount of sleep. You won’t be pissy if you’re well rested and glowing.
- At least once a month, I have brunch with friends and classmates. It’s nice to eat really good food, drink Mimosas, bitch about life and judge fellow patrons.
- I don’t know your pockets but assume you can’t afford weekly massages, salon visits, manicures and pedicures. As a result, I have created a home spa. Every Sunday I wash my hair, apply a face mask and body scrub, soak my feet and polish my nails. You guys know I love essential oils, my new favorite: Faux Product Review 43: Lavender.
- On weekends, I take super long walks. Sometimes with Husband and sometimes by myself. It’s super hilly here so it’s a nice workout but not intense. Walks allow me to clear my mind and be in the present. Just like brunch, I judge fellow patrons.
- On Sundays, I take a few minutes to envision what kind of week I want. An ideal week includes but is not limited to the proper amount of rest and fitness, a balanced diet, productive workweek, writing my dissertation, posting to all of the social media accounts I manage and not loosing my shit.
BONUS: You should be journaling and not just on the weekend. My journal is filled with thoughts, future blog posts, to-do’s, doodles, gratitude lists, the things I’m angry and annoyed about; most importantly, the things that are going well. The result? It minimizes how much I complain to Husband and Mom, reduces stress and helps me write through issues.
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Lavender is a flower with a host of healing properties and is often used as aromatherapy. Other benefits include but are not limited to treating stress, anxiety, restlessness, insomnia and depression, alleviates upset stomach, loss of appetite, nausea and vomiting, treats headaches and toothaches, restores skin, reduces acne, eczema and psoriasis, slows the aging of skin, heals burns, and treats hair loss.
Although I am slightly obsessed with lavender, I barely use it for the above reasons *shoulder shrug* So, how do I use lavender? I’m glad you asked.
After, I feel like the queen I think I am in my head. It’s like I have a spa, but at home that I can use everyday. Are you peanut butter and jelly? Do you use lavender and how? Comment below!
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