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FAUX PRODUCT REVIEW 36: PINK GEL COAT 


A while ago, Mom gave me Perfect Formula’s Pink Gel Coat and Gel Coat Color. At the time, I was gang affiliated with Deborah Lippmann and threw it in my nail polish drawyer. After all, she received it as a gift as a result of buying something on one of those home shopping networks. And, she barely polishes her nails so what does she know? *stares at Mom*

But one day, I was completely out of all my basecoats and had to use this from the person who shops the home shopping network and doesn’t polish her nails and shall remain nameless.

This “Suit of Armor” creates a sheer pink coating that strengthens and hardens natural nails so they grow beautifully long and strong. Its keratin-rich formula includes an optical brightener that filters out any yellow appearance in your nails, bringing out the natural color in your nail bed and making the whites of your nails appear whiter.

I really wasn’t paying attention to my nails when applying the basecoat. I mean, the formula was thick but that’s about it. After a few weeks, I noticed my nails were harder and brighter. Then, I proceeded to read the nail polish description and exclaimed “oh, it’s doing exactly what it described!” In contrast, I’m now out of it and just found out it retails for 30 bucks (and the bottle is only 0.6 oz. which is small as hell). As a result, I think this is the perfect time to apologize to Mom. Thank you for this gift. If possible, could you provide me with another one because I’m poor. You have my address. Thanks.

Note: I can hear her now. “Excuse you, I just gave you money for your birthday. You have enough to buy that polish.” Her statement will be followed by emojis or a gif (she just learned how to send gifs like yesterday). 

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