comments 2

PEOPLE MOST UNLIKELY TO SUCCEED 

spongebob_squarepants_characters_cast

  1. People who double-park.
  2. People who don’t use turning signals.
  3. People who blast their music.
  4. People who don’t know how to merge into lanes on the interstate.
  5. People who write long text and Facebook messages.
  6. Husband, when he doesn’t charge my iPhone and iPad after using it (for whatever reason because he has his own devices).
  7. People who don’t like chocolate.
  8. People who don’t eat cheese.
  9. People who have both cats and dogs as pets. CHOOSE, damn it!
  10. People who share fake articles on Facebook.
  11. People who share old articles on Facebook.
  12. People who smile in the morning.
  13. Toddlers.
  14. People who are allergic to and or don’t like seafood.
  15. People who still fax.
  16. People who don’t want to pay $7.99 for Netflix.
  17. People who don’t think Halloween is awesome.
  18. People with flip phones
  19. People who haven’t subscribed to my newsletter and don’t follow and or “like” me on social media.

My birthday is now less than a week away, as a gift to me subscribe to Pink Gumbeaux, the NEWSLETTER, follow me on Facebook (where I spend most of my time), TwitterInstagram and Bloglovin. Read and share my previous post: Faux Product Review 34: Intensive-C Radiance Peel 

Advertisements

2 Comments

  1. Pingback: FAUX PRODUCT REVIEW 35: ALOE VERA  | PINK GUMBEAUX

  2. Pingback: FAUX PRODUCT REVIEW 35: ALOE VERA  | PINK GUMBEAUX

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s