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PUMPKIN, THE FRUIT OF THE DEVIL

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Gather around kids, we have an important matter to discuss.

Although it is now officially Fall (Autumn if you will), we’ve already been inundated with pumpkin-flavored and or pumpkin-scented nonsense. My question: What is the purpose of pumpkin?! When did it become such a trend? It’s worthless, tastes like crap, and can often be mistaken for the heavenly Sweet Potato Pie. The horror!

Worst of all, pumpkin is an abomination! It’s in the Bible, check for yourself. I’ll wait.

If you eat it, you’re most definitely securing your seat in hell. Lucky for you, it’s never too late to change (unless you’re already dead). Repent, ask for forgiveness, and don’t buy into this worldly trend. What is your soul worth?  It should be worth you subscribing to to Pink Gumbeaux, the NEWSLETTER, follow me on Facebook (where I spend most of my time), TwitterInstagram and Bloglovin. Read and share my previous post: Small Talk for Introverts

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8 Comments

  1. I do hate being inundated with pumpkin spice E V E R Y T H I N G every fall! Buuuuuuut I do love my pumpkin pie gelato and pumpkin butter tho! mmm mm! I’ll be in hell spreading it all over. ha!

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