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SLOW CLAP FOR M∙A∙C

It’s the year 2050 and M∙A∙C Cosmetics has just announced their beauty reward program. Congrats on launching such a new concept.

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Like other reward programs, the more you spend, the more rewards you receive. Or according to M∙A∙C “privileges.” Privileges? M∙A∙C, please find a thesaurus and use another word.

M∙A∙C Select has three tiers: Seduced, Devoted and Obsessed. Seduced is for the peasants.  You get this status by simply joining M∙A∙C Select. Benefits include:

  • Exclusive limited-edition products
  • Exclusive anniversary gift for Seduced members
  • Complimentary samples online
  • Free standard shipping
  • Back-to-M∙A∙C expanded
  • Convenient Back-to-M∙A∙C tracker

Spend $150 to become Devoted. Benefits include:

  • Exclusive limited-edition products
  • Exclusive anniversary gift for Devoted members
  • Early access on selected collections
  • Enhanced product samples online
  • Back-to-M∙A∙C expanded
  • Convenient Back-to-M∙A∙C tracker
  • Complimentary express makeup application
  • Complimentary 2-Day shipping (with $50 purchase)

Last but certainly not least, spend $500 and you’ll be Obsessed. The grand prize:

  • Exclusive limited-edition products
  • Deluxe anniversary gift for Obsessed members
  • Be the first to shop selected collections
  • Enhanced product samples online
  • Complimentary 2-Day shipping (with $50 purchase)
  • Access new products before anyone else
  • Back-to-M∙A∙C expanded
  • Convenient Back-to-M∙A∙C tracker
  • Two complimentary makeup applications

I’m sure my mom is excited about this. After all, she is the only one I know who still uses M∙A∙C. Note: Mom, I’m not coming for you because I know you did not send for me. It’s just that, Sephora and Ulta offers more benefits, brands and products. Also, my local M∙A∙C has sucky customer service and ridiculous lines.

However, I still have a very large collection of their lipsticks. As a result, I still go to turn in my empty containers for another free lipstick 😈 that’s about it… But you guys know I can be very Cynthia Bailey (flip-flop) about things. I could be back shopping at M∙A∙C this weekend. Join M∙A∙C Select, here!

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